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Post by Admin on Jul 10, 2004 16:13:10 GMT -5
As this portion of the board becomes popular, I just want to lay a bit of ground rules. Posts must be in good taste, and not offensive to any race, creed, denomination, or member. I'll tell you what happened to me the other day and that will give you an idea of how far you can go. OK? I WAS IN THE SAUNA AT THE HEALTH CLUB A FEW DAYS AGO AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THIS GERMAN GUY PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. EVERYONE LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID, "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. A JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE...I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." MY EGO WAS DASHED (yes I'm human) AND IFELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, I DECIDED I HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. I STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. I RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM MY BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT ME. VERY CALMLY I SAID... "WELL, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX." Now you know how far you can go. Have FUN! That's what this section of the board is all about! Blessings CT
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Kate
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Post by Kate on Aug 28, 2004 7:37:18 GMT -5
Now THAT leaves a nice picture in my mind! hehe!
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